Golden Age Raps

[Intro] Whatever it's supposed to be Do what it's supposed to do Make you uncomfortable Make you uncomfortable [Verse 1] Fuck Redding, California, cause shit's pretty racial there I'm envious of anyone with full-grown facial hair Yeah, I'm always in between haircuts But FDR said it ain't shit to be scared of Huh, he must have never smoked herb Been beaten by his dad or heard bad spoken word I got a pretty mean overbite I'm still trying to navigate the settings on my Focusrite preamp Condenser mic attached with a c-clamp Weed on the patio, chiefing under the heat lamp Yeah, or sneak in with a g-pen And take that shit to church and stay high all weekend Yeah, I'll fucking interrupt your telecast hella fast From blonde wig and blue eyed Ellen mask [Break] Watch me dance. Are you watching? I'm cold [Verse 2] We should invest in inner-ear monitors And start our own niche and gain little weird followers Yeah, that make the flyest orthotics And make decent movies out of Alan Moore comics You can use Facebook to learn gang signs And creepers can stalk all their exes at the same time And if your rap career ain't hitting You can rap over videos of kittens, it's the golden age! Tell the internet how you got fucked over And buy a minivan with seventeen cupholders Legal opiates, having yourself a fever dream And you can watch a video of the bible's deleted scenes And nobody ever has to pay for anything Which is pretty cool cause everybody's unemployed! I changed my rap name to Lil' Wonder Boy Change your rap name to Lil' Lord Fauntleroy And we can rap about all the different candy bars Try to get sponsors from Mounds and Almond Joy And Whatchamacallit, and Nestle Crunch, and Kit Kat And shit, Toblerone And watch Twin Peaks on your mobile phone And take a shot so you don't feel your broken bones And move close to home Or don't move out to begin with Smoke herb for your gout and your shin splints This new colorful weed is pretty intense There's thin mints that you can get after you finish wind sprints [Outro] And I think that's it But all that shit is great right? That shit is cool! [Interview Excerpt Outro] Also the hip-hip guys always have a giant posse also Yeah I don't have them in the — [indistinguishable mumbling and laughing] Why would I? You don't have anything to ask? So why don't you play guitar? You got samples Now are you rhyming instead of singing? Well, let me break here