American Psycho

[Sample from the 2000 film American Psycho] Patrick Bateman: Howard, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people Some escort girls in an apartment uptown Uh, some homeless people, maybe five or ten Um, an NYU girl I met in Central Park I left her at a parking lot behind some donut shop I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun And then some man, some old faggot with a dog Last week, I... [Verse: OnlyOne] I'm psychosomatic, pyroclastic, spit nitric acid Skipped all my high school classes Sipping out of ice cold glasses I keep the metal with me, like a micro-magnet Look at the medical screen... the line is flattened You don't wanna open up them missile silo hatches I will end up in a cell like cytoplasm The shell give 'em spinal fractures The gauge is 12, like the disciples in the Bible chapter I sacrificed a unicorn to Lucifer Told him I would kill a angel for every human born Then I grew some horns, my life like a gruesome horror My life like a movie, I write the music score They never handed out condoms at my school before I'll be honest, I don't know what the fuck I would use 'em for I will cut you, Cuban out the humidor Let your fluid pour and won't even catch a two-to-four I'll go insane on your clown posse Walking towards the bullets that you aim like they bounce off me I count bullets, make sure each one is attached to a name Then I count bodies The brown that we slang ain't ground coffee It's that heroin white coke A dead man walking wearing a blindfold I stare at him ice cold... American Psycho I'll cut off both my ears Before I let someone disrespect my coast in here But the coast is clear… What I mean by that is 2Pac ghost in here We Outsiders, it's Point Break Hit you with that .50 cal, al-Qaeda… point-blank My weapons crazy, leave you dead like Swayze Usual Suspect... Kevin Spacey Split personalities; Em & Shady I would kill a pregnant lady for a Benz-Mercedes I can make someone someone suicidal happy With a lipoplasty, now you can smile at me Keys open doors, trees: a lockpick Cut a ki different every day, like a locksmith Open up the rented ride like a cockpit The gun spray pesticides like a crop dust Committing genocide… You weren't identified by the process Get abducted by identified flying objects Pitchin' white, you snitchin' like mice and rat Give him spinal taps with a kitchen knife The way I'm living isn't right But my shit is tight, yeah my shit is tight [Sample from the 2000 film American Psycho] Patrick Bateman: ...I killed another girl with a chain saw I had to. She almost got away. And... someone else there I can't remember, maybe a model. She's dead too And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen I don't wanna leave anything out here I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people Maybe 40! I have tapes of a lot of it Some of the girls have seen the tapes I even, um, ... I ate some of their brains... and I tried to cook a little. Tonight, I, uh... I just had to kill a lot of people! And, um, I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it... this time So, uh, I mean, I guess... I'm a pretty, uh… I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar So, you know... keep your eyes open