You're A Vampire

[Verse 1] I'd kiss your teeth I'd do your taxes I'll be your girl If you weren't a vampire You look so sharp In your cloak and slippers I'd be your girl If you weren't a vampire [Hook] I'd like to go on a picnic with you But you'll explode in the sun I'll introduce you to all of my friends But you always drink their blood But you always drink their blood La La La [Verse 2] Let's go outside And chase the squirrels And drain their blood Because you're a vampire [Hook] [Verse 3] But you're so sweet When you're on a feeding frenzy You looked so fine When you murdered my whole family I have a stake But I swear I wouldn't use it It's decorative Like the velvet painting of Richard Dean Anderson I'd kiss your teeth I'd do your taxes I'll be your girl Because you're a vampire [Hook x2]