Beware Our Nubile Miscreants

You only like him cause He's sexually appealing But I read his journal It was very revealing He fucked your sister In an elevator junior year Oh yeah oh yeah And let your brother suck him But then beat him So he could prove He wasn't queer Oh no So what do you think He has in store for you My dear? You only like him cause He's sexually appealing But I've seen him working I am getting the feeling He has some serious predatory Domination issues Oh yeah oh yeah He goes to climax alone His heart beats a busy tone Oh oh oh He's the sort of guy who will leave you In a k-hole To go play Halo in the other room Remember While you were bereaving Micheal's death He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth Oh, don't you remember? Don't you remember? You only like him cause He's sexually appealing But his psychic's prediction Has him hanging from a ceiling fan In eight months All our illicit dreams are still not possible All our illicit dreams are still so possible All our tough little dreams you know they're still possible And this goes directly to you (Instrumental) I don't know, I don't know What it is that you want from me But youuu You cannot have me If you could read my mind Know what I really feel I wonder would we still be friends?