Lady

[Intro: Obie Trice] Can we re-enact Biggie's song? Can you shit on me? I just want you to shit on me, Obie [Hook: Eminem] Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, I'm sorry But I can't be, your boyfriend if you toy with, my mothafuckin' emotions I'll kill you, bitch I'm fucking for real, I'll make you suffer Like I suffered, if you fuck me, then I'll make you fall in love (I don't think you really wanna be my girl Fucking with me could be dangerous You never know what I may really be like in real life I'm the type, that might flip and get a little bit crazy) [Verse 1: Obie] Baby I'm extra large (huge) in magnitude And Magnums the lubrication that I use To chose which hole on a ho I abuse Have 'em confused, can't tell who is who When I fuck the shit out you, then the next day (bitch) I'll rush the shit out you off my two-way (ooh wait) You wanna cuddle, emotional hustle up on Pocono's Poke ya nose in and outta Obie's own No, I'm in and out your home And this in, and out your tone I ain't the nigga that settles 'em down Put 'em in nice homes and floss 'em around I bounce 'em around, camcord the sex And sell 'em around town, how that sound? If I was in love with ya, now you wanna clown? Fuck with them clowns until I pound on your crown Bust a few rounds and the cops come and get me Bad mouth a nigga just to convince a jury You don't want it with me, you just horny as me You want a nut, nothing but what it should be [Verse 2: Eminem] I'm internationally known baby but actually There are few people who know how I am naturally All you know is that I can act irrationally When you shove a puppet up in my face on national TV So they label me this crazed loony rap bully But truthfully that ain't the truth and if you believe In that shit then you'll believe anything's true And you're too stupid to ever get to know me personally But personally that actually works for me Cause the last thing that I need's a string attached to me I'm a bachelor, bitch, and I ain't in no fast fury To run out and find a new Mrs. Mathers Cause see, technically me and Kim ain't back fully But we do still make booty calls occasionally But be damned if I end up back in that pattern And we end up back at that god damn tavern And having another déjà vu, we seeing security Pass my pussy around like it's Ja Rule's jewelry I got news for you bitch, your new curfew's early You ain't home by 2:30, [gunshot], you heard me? [Hook] [Verse 3: Obie] See you looking at the life, you looking at the lights You looking at the ice, you ain't looking at the Trice You should look at some advice when I say he ain't nice Despite the fact you think you the feisty type O love to fight, I love the drama Love when my bitch get to cussing out Yolanda (fuck you, bitch!) Find the Obie condom on the counter Swinging her weave, can't breathe like I can't believe! Least I ain't deceive and try to mislead And sell a dream just to get you on my team I came clean to keep down the beef Keep down my reach, you can keep all your teeth, sweety [Verse 4: Eminem] See what we do under the covers should stay between the covers And the two of us and we ain't gotta be news coverage On the front page cover of Us as new lovers But this is when a bitch get to showing her true colors Cause the truth of it, everything that I do's public And you'd love it if you could run and tell all your friends Guess who you just screwed as soon as me and you've done it And save the used rubber to show 'em the proof of it I guess it's do unto others as you'd have 'em do unto you But you better be careful of who you're doing it to Cause you never know when the shoe could end up On the other foot and it backfires on you Cause you may think you want it, then you want me, til you get me Then you got me and you're fucked cause you'll be stuck with me For the rest of your life cause if I get attached to you We'll be joined at the hip, I'll be so latched to you You'll be walking out the house and I'll run up and tackle you Chain your ass up to the bed and shackle you You don't think you're leaving this house in that, do you? Not 'til I brand my name in your ass and tattoo you And have you walking out this bitch in turtleneck sweaters Scarves and full leathers in 90 degree weather Front on me? Never cause we gon' be together forever Right bitch? Right bitch? [Hook]