Shaggy Skit

This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by DJ SNS. We're putting his name there because he Didn't do shit else on the album and we wanted him to feel special. We would like to inform you that Tha Clip contains Drake eyebrows that have recently escaped. His O-Town Spitters partner, P-Stunna, hasn't washed his face since Clinton was In office and instead smothers it in olive oil. Also, DJ Monster Lobo displays the same musical taste as a white girl who Frequents Barnes and Noble and Starbucks. A-Smooth has a voice like Nicki Minaj, and keeps it one hundred homie. Shag Nasty Is an emo motherfucker who needs to get his ass out of prison. Golden Guru smells like Lil Jon's year old skeet, and that's All that needs to be said. Prince Baller can't get through a recording session without saying the word dick 72 times, and It's pretty gay. Oh2BDaMan is from fucking Virginia, trynna be Pusha T or some shit. Alexis Nicole is almost in middle School and she looks like she's five. I don't even know who the fuck A MCs are, so yeah. Medik's so emotionally unstable He dun changed his name and shit. You ain't no P. Diddy. Four years of a rap label and Wesly's the first black dude we get? This label is ass. Apollo so dumb he got kicked out of his school...twice. Marceo's only here cause he's Clip's brother, so 3Pac so fake he be givin hoots and shit PSM is the shittiest label in history