Mayonnaise And Marmalade

You showed me everything Oh, you took me by the hand Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs And castles by the sand You gave me the courage To spread my newborn wings Like Mayonnaise and Marmalade And other spreadable things So I guess you are my hero And there's something you should know I want to make it clear So I'm going to sing it slow If you weren't a man And my father, too I'd buy you a diamond ring And then I'd marry you