Dragon Sneeze

Like Adele said after some bad Chinese one night This the dirtiest shit I ever made in my life Apple a day keep the doctor away But no on told that to Steve Jobs! Hey! Like trailer trash that ain't got the money to waste It's going down like pregnant peggy in a local stair case I can't stop, songs backed up in heavy stock Which means I got more hot 16s than R Kelly got And what not, nobody fucking with me, hells locked! And my ass tighter than the biggest guys in the cell block Cuz ock Where I'm from they walk up with a gun And ask for "what's in your wallet" Like Capitol One So if you come around looking for funds, trying to sell your blow You'll lose all your weight, then die, Anna Nicole! But yo My bitch on my other bitch, right? Both got fur in they mouth, uh, legal dog fight? I slide out, hit them with the white out They never saw it coming like a black man in the White House Time out! Telling all her friends when we smash "He touched me right there" But she ain't never been to Neverland Ranch Think you bad you don't stand a chance Four Five'll have the hardest motherfucker do the Carlton Dance I'm never tender Even if my weapon's a feather My temper dismember contenders From their heads to their centre Get hot quicker than nuked dinners, I'm shining like shoe spitters I *loogie spit* colder than flu shivers Heh And I'm jamming like a full printer Legit sicker than shit, you might Just get up out of pool skimmer Simmer And let me Brain thinky I'm "trying to take over the world", right Pinky? (Yeah Brain!) Like a bully at an arcade said All you motherfuckers go give me some cred! I want the game like a fat man newbie I'mma go in and kill it like a Colorado at a Batman movie Truly Tell scientist at shows I get Black and white holes gravitating towards my dick And they say I'm like Martin Luther the way I preach it Cause after I bang, they speechless Probably shouldn't have said that But I lost the receipt, too late to take it back Fuck it the public loves it I tried to be a Justin Bieber fan but I just couldn't cut it Guess it's not important But bitches can't forget me, I'm like their first abortion I bought all I could 'afford n' cause it was 'foreign' Weed stronger than the room that the Hulk got 'stored in' Dive boarding, scoring bitches, they can't get like "Dog Gone It" Got a huge to do list, no chores on it She says lick it, I say "I don't know you freak!" She say "I did it for you" Yeah, but everybody knows me My music stays loud, bad neighbour Plus I only drop killers, gas chamber Hungry as bear attacks, growling on tracks I'll say something about your mother and I'll never take it back In fact She on her period, still wanted bed rock Told her I got Netflix, can't fuck with the Red-Box Then she said something that urked me She said she'd die if she fucked Eminem I called her Brittany Murphy They be like "Who that be?" Then I be like "Uh, that be me?" The guy that's always on some grass like some dog pee Then get 'graphic' show you 'plastic' and get busy on your 'asses' Then you slaughtered by 'masses' like a king who upped the 'taxes' Cause I'm Cocky and rude, I spot you, pursue Body your dude, I grab more shells and then I body you too The shotty'll a do, a crop of your crew, you stop breathing Then I go home craving sloppy joes for some reason I got some girls that I'm poking But I ain't fucking with y'all assholes, I ain't Frank Ocean I 'refuse' to 'lose' when I'm 'infused' with 'booze' And you ain't going no where Katie Holmes I'm a Tom 'Cruise' So this, is nothing to be compared to I'm higher, than a Lady Gaga hair do Then pretend that she standing on a chair too My shit sweeter than Winnie the Bear poop! I get away with murder every track no fiddlin' They say I'm off the hook like Zimmerman I'm a killer man Fill them in! It's not a music metaphor, I'm more than a monster Mainly moulded murder murking minded made mobster Bet I barry bonds bat batter bitch boxers Then block, bury, burn or bring your body to a box-car Yeah man! And look what down fans make No shocker I'm buzzing, clown hand shake I can't thank the weed, got the damn stank I'm stuck in the attic a couple of weeks, that's Anne Frank And I, regret giving this blazing a try Cause I'm so high I feel like Billy Mays right when he died And I, spit fire homes, I ain't bragging In this "Game of Thrones", it's all about dragons Man and You know God helps me write my shit Cause there's like no way in hell you could write like this Stitch, I pray suited, therefore never fray If poetry can blow brains, I write Hemmingway And it hit your ear like Halle's spouse'd be With rhymes crazier than Britney's kids abouts to be Thanks for doubting me, you just allowing me To be Rick James and haters just a couch to me Charlie Murphay! Obama said he'd change something, fuck's that mean We've seen better changes in fag themed drag queens (That's mean) Seen better changes in Charlie Sheen Better changes in a broken dropped fucking iPhone screens So Siri, who about to set the bar? [Siri] "Novi's bringing change like a Samuel L. Jackson swear jar" Damn that's hard, I can't think like an amateur I drive so I put Biggies and Pacs in my passenger How it sound, it's just me up on the thing I put it down like Aaliyah on the plane Second best white rapper going for the first And you can bet your life that I'm putting in the work Vuh-Vuh-Villain!