The Quitter

[Verse 1] Be a winner not a problem admitter un-quit Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit You want to keep it going but you don’t know how Everyone at meetings gets a Löwenbräu You quit (I quit) You’re shit (I'm shit) You’re a quitter (I'm a quitter) And no one likes you [Verse 2] Start a pattern of behaviour; see no reason to stop You got a habit, got to have it 'til it’s finished don’t stop The Charlie Chan’s chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored So stop (With friends) Fucking (like you) Around (I'm fucked) You’re buying the next round C'mon you gonna quit? You gonna walk away and quit? Mark my words you ever want to be a winner You gotta quit talking about quitting! You got that? [Verse 3] You want to be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83 You’re fam- (You’re a) -ous and (fucking) You’re rich (dickhead) Quit acting like a bitch And no one likes you!