Suits and Ladders

[Mike] I got manicured fingers and toes [Melvin] I got 4 layers of pee-soaked clothes but I’m still condescending [Mike] Your ass and teeth permanent browned [Melvin] Your face is permanently frowned and I have everything I want [Melvin] Your life’s gotta really suck [Both] You gotta hustle all day just to make the bucks To get high enough just to forget about what you’ve become [Mike] You’re the one who lives nowhere [Melvin] You think you’re life’s more than a game of suits and ladders [Both] When nothing really matters [Melvin] You’re not just fluous, you’re superfluous [Mike] You don’t actually do anything [Both] A human redundancy [Mike] 40 year old Macallans [Melvin] 40 Old English ounces [Mike] Henry the IV double shot [Melvin] I just finished a bottle of Old Crow [Mike] I just bought a case of Chateau Margaux, not the 95, the 96 [Mike] Your house is of corrections [Melvin] Your house is full of collections of crap you bought from selling others out You’re the one who has nothing [Mike] Your life is a game of unstable bladders, when nothing really matters You woke up today covered in droppings (stock or bird) [Both] When the bottom drops, my life won’t change a bit [Melvin] But yours will turn to shit [Both] You are a superfluous man, I am a superfluous man You’re quite a superfluous man, I am a superfluous man