Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)

[Intro] Fun things to fuck Fun things to fuck (fuck) Fun things to fuck Fun things to fuck [Verse] Fuck the front door Fuck the back Fuck the good girls with the knack Fuck the government Until they fuck you back Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew Fuck fans of Blink-182 That's illegal if you're born in '83 Yeah yeah yeah Fuck a bean and cheese burrito Fuck a bowl of cookie dough Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe Fuck a cop Fuck a machine Fuck a jar of Vaseline Fuck a calzone with pepperoni [Outro] Fuck a midget Fuck a dwarf Fuck Kris Kringle with an elf But before you fuck it all Go fuck yourself