Franco Un-American

[Intro] I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No! [Verse 1] Why think of all the bad things when life is so good? Why help with an 'am' when there's always a 'could'? Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea Outside of California, it's foreign policy I don't want changes, I have no reactions Your dilemmas are my distractions [Chorus] That's no way to go, Franco Un-American No way to go, Franco Un-American No way to go, Franco Un-American No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American [Verse 2] I never looked around, never second-guessed Then I read some Howard Zinn now I'm always depressed And now I can't sleep from years of apathy All because I read a little Noam Chomsky I'm eating vegetation, cause of Fast Food Nation I'm wearing uncomfortable shoes cause of globalization I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth I see no world peace cause of zealous armed forces I eat no breath-mints cause they're from de-hoofed horses Now I can't believe what an absolute failure The president's laughing cause we voted for Nader [Chorus] That's no way to go, Franco Un-American No way to go, Franco Un-American No way to go, Franco Un-American Where can we go, Franco Un-American [Bridge] I want to move north and be a Canadian Or hang down low with the nice Australians I don't want to be another "I-don't-care"-ican What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American