Why I Cry

[Verse 1] Lady, I have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your ass just hit pay dirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green Earth Here's a rose bouquet I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée Now mount this stallion and we shall ride While also flying kites Make love inside a rainbow through the night [Hook] Then after sex I'll cry, cry And also before sex I'll cry, cry [Interlude] Girl, you know how I feel about you It's like you're a fossil sample And I'm an impatient paleontologist Cause I want to date you badly [Verse 2] Watch a film with me I love boring romantic comedies Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream Any movie we see can be a drive-in movie If we build up enough speed Now it's almost dawn I can communicate with newborn fawns Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance That will melt off your pants Take my junk by the hand, this is romance [Hook] And during sex I'll cry Thinking about sex Makes me cry Even when I use a sextant I cry They measure angles Cry... [Outro] Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine I'll just be over here, thinking about a duckling Riding on the back of a puppy Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat Slightly tilted