Three Minutes of Ecstasy

[Verse 1] You've been counting all the days off Of your calendar for weeks now You can't wait for Saturday cause That's the night that it all goes down From 7:45 to 7:48pm in particular Cause that is when I will give you what you need [Chorus] Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month You just tell me baby if that is too much When my stuff is in your stuff Our souls become entwined For 180 seconds My sex has blown your mind (Oh my god you're so welcome) [Verse 2] Go ahead and call all your girlfriends And give them the details of how it went down (Uhh!) I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them About how I took your ass to Wangtown I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least [Chorus] Three minutes of ecstasy Any more and this house would burn That's why I don't last longer Your safety is my main concern If you haven't finished Well baby that's just fine You know that I'm here for you Oh shit, look at the time I have to go to the pudding store For, uh, for pudding. Adieu [Bridge] 1 one thousand, 2 one thousand 3 one thousand, 4 one thousand 5 one thousand, 6 one thousand 7 one thousand, 8 one thousand 9 one thousand, 10 one thousand 11 one thousand, 12 one thousand 13 one thousand, 14 one thousand 15 one thousand, 16 one thousand Maybe it's starting to sink in Just how long three minutes really is Let's skip to the end 179 one thousand, 180 one thousand- HU-AAAH!!! (snore) GAH! [Chorus] Three minutes of ecstasy Several nights a month But not more than four times a month That would be ridiculous I'm sure I left you happy But in case that's not enough Here's a copy of my headshot And a drawing of my nuts