Smooth Talkin'

[Intro] You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover You also have to be a smooth talker Well, of course I know how to talk to women! Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell them [Verse 1] Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it in your flump (That's right) Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your whole sp'kunk (You like that?) [Verse 2] Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down And rub my gank up on your shmears (all over your shmears) Your pliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky nootputs by the fleers [Refrain] Oh! Open your heart and give me a taste of your flarmp I'm gonna lightly stroke your fflendal 'til you twarf Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby 'Til you scream "Oh my God I'm gonna quambely it so hard!" Damn, that's some smooth talking Plenty more where that came from UNH! Now it's - oh, horns, sorry... Here we go baby Now it's- Oh wow, a guitar solo too, alright... [Verse 3] Now it's time for me to take my tiddlybits And mash 'em 'til they gub (Oh yeah!) I've got two nasty doodads And they're begging' for one moment with your shnub (Yea, yea!) [Verse 4] My sackity pack is the figgeta-figgeta-fack And it's on the attack, lookin' to mack back in your coo We're gonna mate 'til we're drained like two hot shmazins And I please you with my shmoo (Woo-hoo!) [Verse 5] Dinner is served and looks my vagoink is the main dish So sit down and gobble my spünt or leave if you wish! To not have a nice taste of my flappy squish [Outro] Let her go, Ninja Brian She's probably just...going to think about it Well, if you need me, I'll be in my chambers...schnubbing my own gank!