NSP Theme Song

[Verse 1] Running really fast Jumping super high Flipping over shit Making stuff explode Flipping over more shit Fighting lots of guys Writing kick-ass jams Doing other things Giving you the sauce That's what we do cause [Chorus] We are Ninja Sex Party Shooting music all over your body I'm Danny Sexbang Check out my kung fu I'm getting sexy I'm gettin sexy for you And Ninja Brian Is fast and deadly Stabbing dudes And then writing tasty medleys Are you seduced yet? No need to answer Tonight we're gonna rock you Even though you didn't ask us to [Verse 2] Slapping unicorns Going into space Breaking out of jail Trying on some bras Don't worry, they're man-bras Clapping way too long Listening to ham Blowing up the Sun Wearing tiny hats And now you know that [Chorus] We are Ninja Sex Party Musically seducing all the hotties Brian's a ninja Danny's a hot jew And we are best friends We are best friends it's true Don't try to stop us We're on a mission Every girl Must now make The Decision Which to have with sex with No need to answer I know it's Danny Sexbang He's the handsomer of the two And Ninja Brian's fat [Outro] Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry That came out wrong, I didn't mean to call you fat I meant stupid, and ugly, and fat