Ninja Brian Goes To Soccer Practice

[Danny] Okay Ninja Brian, have fun at soccer practice, I'll pick you up at eight Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone! [Person 1] Oh God, I've been stabbed! [Danny] Brian, no! [Referee] Okay Brian, that's a yellow card for- augh! [Person 2] Hey, you can't- ah! [Person 3] Why does he have grenades?! [Danny] Wow, you stayed out there for twelve seconds! That's a new record for you! Looks like someone's finally learning about a little thing called sportsmanship... ah!