If We Were Gay

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say "Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?" Pff, I have to laugh (Haha) Could you imagine that? If we were gay? Could you imagine? A newborn deer runs through a field A rainbow shines from heaven A child's smile lights up the room As Brian blows a dude A star shoots in from outer space A puppy licks its mother A ray of sunlight through the trees As Brian licks a sack There would be no sadness If we were super gay Just unicorns and magic If we were super gay We would all be flying On a tasteful pink duvet But mostly Brian Mostly Brian's gay Oh, oh oh (Brian's gay) Here's a list of things That Brian likes to suck: Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Balls Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Balls, one, two, balls Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick Balls, my balls and dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, dick Dick, dick, dick, oh shit-