Courtship Of The Mermaid

Once upon a morning dawn Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond In a forest enchanted where we both gazed upon A bold sight so fair, see there Beneath the blue waterfall, a mermaid was swimming And my heart enthralled, became lost In the beautiful lines of her face For every life movement was exquisite grace I trembled in silence at the love of my life Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right "Hey, do you like pizza?" I screamed loud as shit Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves Now marvel and witness the glory of love Here comes the pizza! The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese I don't see how I may get her soul to listen Like sunlight she shines, like crystals she glistens I need to dream an ingenious new scheme So this angel shall open her heart to me "More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham too Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you As choirs of angels sing out to the sky In cheese crust of passion my true love shall fly Ah, my legs God, they're definitely broken Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared He's brought the mermaid filet mignon, Brian That's a clearly superior dish Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on, I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her Ah! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital please? No? Cool Fuck you guys