Best Friends Forever!

[Verse 1] Today was my birthday party It was so moving I cried I had a super happy good time Until most of my best friends died (Oh God!) So I ran into the bedroom Where there was still some folks alive We had a pajama jammy pillow fight But tragically no one survived [Chorus] Hey there Ninja Brian We're awesome together You know that I'm not lying Best friends forever! But if you wouldn't mind, there's One thing I'd like to request It'd sure be great if you could please stop Murdering all of my other friends That's a dick move, bro Dick move [Verse 2] This morning at the dog park I met a cool new bunch of guys Now we're hanging out together And everything- God damn it, Ninja Brian A few deaths I could look past At three hundred I was concerned Fifty thousand murders later I'm starting to think you will never learn [Chorus] Hey there Ninja Brian Just always remember Through the good times and the homicides Best friends forever! I think that I can solve our problem Meet your new friend, Ninja Jim I know you guys will get along great Except for the fact you just murdered him Really, Ninja Brian? During the chorus? Heh, I can't stay mad at you [Bridge] Our rock jams We'll reign supreme As long as you don't stab me We'll be a legendary team [Outro] Ninja Brian, what are you doing? What is that? Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife; I can tell by the way it's stabbing me Good talk, buddy