Attitude City

[Verse 1] What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this? Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing" And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real [Chorus] (Hey! Hey!) That's how we're living Welcome to Attitude City (Hey! Hey!) No fucks are given When you're in Attitude City (Hey! Hey!) You made the right decision If your goal was to learn how to rock Now sit back as I walk you though My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block [Verse 2] Every morning I wake up before the dawn and Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!) Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!) Then I maintain this insane body with weight training Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!) Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad [Chorus] (Hey! Hey!) No one can faze me! When I'm in Attitude City (Hey! Hey!) This shit gets crazy Daily in Attitude City (Hey! Hey!) My rock is fuckin' tasty, but here come some tough Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down! [Bridge] Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me? Thank you Oh what a lovely spring day For you to visit our city Here are some tasty gumdrops And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops) Do come again with your thugs But only if you like bro hugs Here's my wallet Have a nice day (day) [Chorus] (Hey! That's Right!) We are the masters Of fuckin' Attitude City! (Hey! We're much!) Harder and faster Than you in Attitude City (Hey! We are!) nightmare disasters! For anyone who Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct! [Outro] (Rock Fuck!) Sorry, I don't know why we said "fuck" there (Rock Fuck!) Sorry again