Chai Tea

"It's so peaceful out here. Do you drink tea out here?" "I drink chai" "You drink chai tea?" "Yeah, only out here though. I don't drink it..." "Um, do you have chai tea, can I have some?" "No I don't have chai tea." "Fuck you Nightwalker." "Hahaha" [Verse 1:] Yeah, yo When it comes to females, I'm attracted to the weird ones And I'll have them at my house, with one solo on their eardrums I appear fun when I buy them rounds of shots And they can't say no when I tell them I live around the block And as soon as they notice my "writer's never die" tat They start imaginin' the crib that I recline at And I find that askin' questions and listenin' works better than lying Tryin' to make yourself sound interesting So when they tell me that they're in to things I nod my head (oh yeah) But I'm thinkin' about them layin' naked on my bed (hahaha) And while they tell me where they're from and all these different lies I'm hoping that they swallow, and they got a descent nipple size "Oh, oh yeah, yeah I know some people from over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah tell them I said waddup. Yeah, yo you wanna go back to the crib?" [Verse 2:] Yeah, yo, yo The toughest part is initiating the conversation So the second time I catch them starrin' that's my invitation With no intimidation, I gracefully raise my glass And if they raise it back, I'm conversatin' fast I tell them that I think they're cool, and try to be sincere But I know they're from out of town, cause I ain't never seen 'em here You need a beer, or you want to come outside to smoke and talk You want to do some shots, uhh hold that thought At this point, it's a wrap in every aspect And I ain't even have to tell her that I rap yet Let's take those shots at my place, and play some beer pong When we get there, I'm acting real surprised that all the beer's gone "Oh what? I just bought a 24 pack. My fuckin' roommates must've drink 'em. Mothafuckers." [Verse 3:] Yeah, yo Sometimes if you play the game enough, you'll hit the jackpot A cool ass chick with a boyfriend, that's mad hot Now take my advice and be cool to these chicks Cause they won't bother you unless they're drunk and need dick And these bitches are usually the best fucks There's nothing worse than bringin' a dope chick home to find the sex sucks Plus they don't play no games, it's straight to business The only con to this is that they don't like you takin' pictures But that's cool, I ain't no photographer I like music, and she hits them high notes when I'm finger poppin' her This isn't popular, but I'll smack 'em and choke 'em too Never trust a chick that you just met that's deep throatin' you "The women I got, I don't have to tell them what to do. If I got to tell them what to do, I'll sit them up on the highway