Clenching My Booty

[Intro: Ryan Higa] I'm clenching my booty I'm clenching my booty I'm clenching my booty [Verse 1: Ryan Higa] There's so much pressure Seven blocks away, I don't think I'm gonna make it Just feel the texture, goosebumps on my skin And my body starts to drip sweat But I won't give in Even though I'm turtle-heading And I will, keep on clenching [Chorus: Ryan Higa] I'm clenching my booty In a long meeting When I'm in traffic On a first date I'm clenching my booty You know the feeling At all the worst times, give me a break! I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo [Verse 2: D'trix] (D'trix) (Yo!) (Yo!) YTF I know it's stuck in my butt, it kinda hurts Wrong time and place, I got the squirts It can't get worse No this ain't fair Crap you know I push you up (Doo, doo!) Don't need two girls just need a cup Now the bubble guts is bubbling Because it's full of food Used to say the sky's the limit now the sky smells like poo Man I had to drop a load (oh god) That I couldn't do-(do!) Ask me what's that smell, man I stand back and point at you-you-you I know that I fart a bit Feel like I need a new pair of pants with no shart on it But this rap don't have to make sense As long as it rhymes Just gotta' mumble it' And I know we off topic baby true-true-true I'd rather hold a number 2 Then to poo when I shouldn't poo [Chorus: Ryan Higa] I'm clenching my booty It a long meeting When I'm in traffic On a first date I'm clenching my booty You know the feeling At all the worst times, give me a break I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I'm clenching my booty