Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time I think lyrics need to rhyme And you're not asking But I'm trying to grow a mustache I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please Sometimes, on a homemade quesadilla Otherwise it smells like feet to me And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toe nail And I love you when you say my name If you wanna know, here it goes Gonna tell ya there's a part of me that shows If were close gonna let you see, everything… But remember that you asked for it I'm trying to do my best to impress But it's easier to let ya take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, in my heart Well, you asked for it For your perusing At times confusing Slightly amusing… Introducing me! Do do do do do do Do do do do do do La la la da La la la la la la la, da I never, trust the dog to watch my food And I like to use the word dude; As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective and I... I never really been into cars I like really cool guitars and superheroes and checks with lots of zeros on 'em I love the sound of violins and making someone smile... If you wanna know, here it goes Gonna tell ya there's a part of me that shows If were close gonna let you see, everything… But remember that you asked for it I'm trying to do my best to impress But it's easier to let ya take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, in my heart Well, you asked for it For your perusing At times confusing Possibly amusing… Introducing me! Well you probably know more then you ever wanted to So be careful when you ask me next time So, if you wanna know, here it goes Gonna tell ya there's a part of me that shows If were close gonna let you see, everything… But remember that you asked for it I'm trying to do my best to impress But it's easier to let ya take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, in my heart Well, you asked for it For your perusing At times confusing Hopefully amusing… Introducing me! Do do do do do do Do do do do do do Do do do do… Introducing me!