God's Hotel

Everybody got a room Everybody got a room Everybody got a room In God's Hotel Everybody got a room Well you'll never see a sign hanging on the door Sayin 'No vacancies anymore' Everybody got wings Everybody got wings Everybody got wings In God's Hotel Everybody got wings You'll never see a sign hanging on the door Sayin 'At no time may both feet leave the floor' Everybody got a harp Everybody got a harp Everybody got a harp In God's Hotel Everybody got a harp You'll never see a sign hanging on the wall Sayin 'No harps allowed in the hotel at all' Everybody got a cloud Everybody got a cloud Everybody got a cloud In God's Hotel Everybody got a cloud You'll never see a sign hanging on the wall Sayin 'Smoking and drinking will be thy downfall' Everybody hold a hand Everybody hold a hand Everybody hold a hand In God's Hotel Everybody hold a hand You'll never see a sign hung up above your door 'No visitors allowed in rooms, By law!' Everybody's halo shines Everybody's halo shines Everybody's halo shines In God's Hotel Everybody's halo lookin' fine You won't see a sign staring at you from the wall Sayin 'Lights out! No burning the midnight oil!' Everybody got credit Everybody got credit Everybody got credit In God's Hotel Everybody got good credit You'll never see a sign stuck on the cash-box drawer Sayin 'Credit tomorrow!' or 'Want credit? Haw, haw haw!' Everybody is blind Everybody is blind Everybody is blind In God's Hotel Everybody is blind You'll never see a sign on the front door 'No red skins. No Blacks. And that means you, baw!' Everybody is deaf Everybody is deaf Everybody is deaf In God's Hotel Everybody is deaf You'll never find a sign peeling off the bar-room wall 'Though shalt not blaspheme, cuss, holler or bawl' Everybody is dumb Everybody is dumb Everybody is dumb In God's Hotel Everybody is dumb So you'll never see on the visiting-room wall 'Though shalt not blaspheme, cuss, holler or bawl' Everybody got Heaven Everybody got Heaven Everybody got Heaven In God's Hotel Everybody got Heaven So you'll never see scribbled on the bathroom wall 'Let Rosy get ya Heaven, dial 686-8441'