Phuckin' Awesome

[Verse 1:] That’s my weird friend Frank right there My black friend Eddie yea he lives upstairs His girlfriend Gurt she’s twerking on the chair Friends are a virtue I got em all here Got a gay friend who lives in Rusida Last name Jenkins first name Peta Think that’s ironic no me neither But his t-shirt says I love divas Friend [?}] smoke alot of chiba Politically correct yea cronic [?] Then there’s Evalisa believes she a diva These are my friends and I’ll never ever leave em I need em [Chorus 1:] Dude you’re me bro ohh, no matter where you go I’m right here if you need me, if you need me If you need me, oh i’m right here [Chorus 2:] He’s cool and she’s cool Cool with everybody in the party Cause we’re phuckin awesome We’re phuckin awesome Oh we’re phuckin awesome Yea, yea, yea, yea We’re phuckin awesome (repeat x2) Fucking awesome, awesome [x4] [Verse 2:] Young cats wanna act low pro Hit em with new shots a patron [?] wanna bang your moms She’s a milf but you’re still my bro It’s no problem if she follows [?] cocaine leave us home alone Dude how rad I could be your step dad Slumber parties every night That’s so kick ass [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] [Bridge:] Dude you are the coolest You’re the coolest Dude you’re so cool that I wouldn’t even fuck your sister I want to but I wouldn’t Just give, just give me a hug dude I phuckin love you dude Nick Cannon rules, we’re the phuckin awesome [Chorus 2]