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Lloyd Ahlquist: This is one vid' kid that you won't ever survive I'll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe You'll be good at rapping some day, I promise bro But for now, just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show I'll slaughter your water color unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast Then leak to YouTube your middle name is Alexis I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading You should start leaving, look, your hairline's already retreating Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits Everyone knows your page is just the place that rap battles live Dude you're really huge on YouTube, you got a great career But remember you got famous off of my idea Nice Peter: The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys Look at you or let me just tell you what I see You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler Take the mustache away, you look more like Bette Midler You big tooth, chompy face, horse looking prick You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick! Lloyd Ahlquist: You're taller than I am but you look up to me The guy who got you your first job in comedy Nice Peter: I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus You've got as much music talent as Chuck fucking Norris Lloyd Ahlquist: You? A musician? Eh, that's kinda stretching You wrote eighty-seven songs with the same chord progression Nice Peter: You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from? It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum Lloyd Ahlquist: I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock Nice Peter: Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit! "Kassem?" Lloyd Ahlquist: "Oh, shit!" KassemG: "Not only are you not gonna quit the rap battles Pete You're gonna make them bigger, you're gonna make them better You're gonna put them on their own channel" Nice Peter: "I guess we could make like a second season-" KassemG: "Yes, exactly! And you, what's your name? I wanna say Todd?" Lloyd Ahlquist: "Um, Lloyd" KassemG: "You should start a YouTube channel" Lloyd Ahlquist: "I have one-" KassemG: "Great!" Nice Peter: "But what am I supposed to put on my channel?" KassemG: "How about you make music Peter? You know, like you used to?" Nice Peter: "Okay, ow-"
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