Mario Brothers vs Wright Brothers

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! THE WRIGHT BROTHERS! VS! THE MARIO BROTHERS! BEGIN! [Verse 1: Wright Brothers] We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover? Cause your princess is in our castle now. (Yeah she's gone.) We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong Before us, people only used to fly in balloons You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda, would, coulda come to lose an extra life So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe [Verse 2: Mario Brothers] It's-a me Mario! And Luigi motha*ping* Why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other? Look at these two, their lives must have been horrible Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville You spend all your time on one machine? (Sheesh!) If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf You should eat something anyway Look at you so skinny! You may fly like a Hawk But you fight like a Kitty [Verse 3: Wright Brothers] We don't need to fight We're the fathers of flight Representing North Carolina (aiiiiight) We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller Conquer every level of your 2D scroller You talk a lot of trash But let me tell you something We're gonna beat you so fast It's like we're holding down the B Button [Verse 4: Mario Brothers] We're serving up an 8-bit fist, made to order That'll knock off of the back of your own stupid quarters Like POW! How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouth like our name was Bowser You'll get pummeled You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel We've been dropping Bob-ombs since we started this song Sorry Wright Brothers, this time you chose wrong WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!