John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY JOHN LENNON VS BILL O'REILLY BEGIN [Verse 1: John Lennon] Help, you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle Why you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy that could die of a heart attack, just in the shower You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me And your face looks like a shit I took, high on LSD I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick? Bill O'Reilly: You fucking long hair, living in your yellow submarine Well you're about to get sunk, by the right wing, political machine You stop your presses Lennon, you call me Mr. Bill O'Reilly! When it comes to squashing limeys I come recommended highly You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison I'll beat you so bad you weep gently like George Harrison You're Paul McCartney's bitch, with less talent than Ringo And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick, than Yoko Ono's John Lennon: Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer, and give you a lobotomy I'm tired of how you scheme, to stir the people up Why don't you just take a vacation, and shut the fuck up? Bill O'Reilly: Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle Don't tell me to shut the fuck up! That's how I survive Now here's Sting. What? Fuck it! We'll do it live! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY