Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! BEN FRANKLIN! VS! BILLY MAYS! BEGIN! [Benjamin Franklin] I'm big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice My victory more certain than death or taxes Fact is you're a hack, wack QVC joke You peddle soap that cleans bird shit from my windows I'll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in Call me Arthur Miller son, cause it's death of a salesman [Billy Mays] Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father I'll take my awesome auger and sow your quaker oats I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats I'm lord of the pitch and leader in home sales You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail Benny's got kite'n key but you're in for a shock When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock [Benjamin Franklin] Stop I protest these intolerable raps It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass Cause I'm mint I'm money I'm an educated gentleman So join or die Bill cause it's all about the Benjamin [Billy Mays] But wait there's more! [Announcer] Is there anyone out there who can finish this battle? Anyone...? Anyone...? [Vince Offer: The ShamWow Guy] I can You following me camera guy? Cause it's about to get furious You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal-curious Your boy George chopped down trees; you couldn't break a piece of balsa Slap chop your face, make a double chin salsa Your style's so broke they call you Poor Richard It's bad enough I got to see you every time I tip a stripper Vince against a founding father is just too bad Cause after this America is gonna lose a Dad WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-picrapbattlesofhistory..