Perfect Harmony

[all singing off key] We'd like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony What's your name? I'm Teddy Ted My name is Greg Nice And I'm MC Smooth Bee [Greg Nice] Humor! I'll make you laugh Go take a bath you don't know the half Yeah my structure, is like a skyscraper Greg, Nice not a comic book caper Like Bruce Wayne or even Dick Grayson I'm not Freddie and I'm not Jason I hate base and, chasin clouds of illusion Mass confusion, which drug are you usin? Greg, N-I-C-E Freelance style, mother's last child I'm buckwild don't make me pull your file Used to wear a frown now you wear a smile Teddy Ted is the jewel of the Nile The original ooh child, versatile Eagles wanna fly, rappers made to ramble My name is Greg Nice I used to scramble Met this dip who changed my world around At night she wore diamonds and pearls, and I say What a way to agree, she walked up to me and said umm "Oh no, it can't be! The incredible sounds of Greg N-I-C-E" I said yes, Nice Greg, Greg N-I-C-E Come to my cabin baby doll and see Thirty minutes we can go around the galaxy She, bought it for sure when I walked through the door Turned around I saw her bloomers on the floor I said umm, golly gee I know this can't be Then I thought BA-BOW did it all for me So we got busy and her name was Missy I gave her permission to be my main squeeze Never felt lips like these, I'm telling you! She blessed me well, made me perspire Missy, my number one heart's desire [Smooth Bee] Rhymes, rhymes, rhymes I just write rhymes, as I incline I design Denyin me is like frontin on Jesus And it's a sin to begin, knowing you'll never win You wanna be my friend? Blend I can't extend, neither pretend To be better than the next man, that only comes in when Others try to apprehend fake styles and then smile While I create rhymes by the miles No hot towels, nor weak bowels What's with the why's anw who's, you're not an owl I'm watching you, mm-hmm, ready to close in And like a thief in the night, nobody knows When I'll strike and flex and vex, against your literature I don't bite but I write while you snore I have to rupture your senses while you pay consequences Smooth Bee not he now battle commences I'm VICKING YOU! Of all your knowledge and all of your lessons Of all your strifes through life and all your BLESSINGS Terminating you! Subtracting cells from your brain Can you refrain? Let me explain Nice & Smooth came to leave a stain Nice & Smooth came to leave a stain