Way 2 Many Chickz

{*drum sticks slap together 5 times*} New Boyz [Intro] I-I-I-I-I {*echoes*} Hey {*echoes*} I have way too many choices I got way too many chicks Ay bro (whattup?) I got way too many chicks (Damn! I got that too) Oh f'real? (Yup) - Way too many chicks Aight, ay let me tell you this story real quick aight bruh? (Fo' sho') Check it out ay [Verse One] I met this girl named Chanelle, from A-T-L An actress and a singer, she was paid in mills We first spoke, thought I found a bad chick on the spot 'til I noticed that her breath smelled like fat kids in a box I knew this girl named Jill, who wanted my baby I always told her no but I ain't know she was crazy I was in there had to bust, I was like "Wait Jill!" She put a gun to my head and was like {STAY STILL} Met this girl named Laniece, a freak but ugly Stripped for me once and her butt cheeks was musty Every time it got loud she would sneak a small fart Chick passed so much gas she could make a car start Knew this chick named Shirley, she acted so perky But little did I know that the chick had herpes Tried to kiss me in my sleep I got up and screamed Chick had a cold sore that looked like John McCain Now I'm sittin on my couch and I'm thinkin how to get To the point where I can't even get a decent soundin chick One more try to holla I'mma mace 'em in their lip I never thought it'd be bad that I got way too many chicks [Hook: repeat 2X] I-I-I-I-I-I I got way too many chicks {*5X*} But if I had a dollar for the good ones I wouldn't make shit {*five drumstick claps*} [Verse Two] I met this one chick, named Miley Jets I was so fascinated by Miley's breasts She said she had a gift, it was probably sex But when she took her wig off she looked like Kanye West I met this girl named Tiqa she was not no groupie She was a black belt, starred in kung-fu moviess I liked her but I had to dump her on the second date Cause every time she moved her mouth her words would come a second late I met this chick name Yvette who was into sex Got her naked in an hour then we hit the bed She was twitchin so much like she had the best I found out the real reason cuz she had Tourette's (God damn!) I met this one teacher named, Mrs. Chandelier She was so bomb that I was skippin lunch to see her 'til she snuck up from behind me and I kicked her out of fear Sounded like Ja Rule was tryin to whisper in my ear Now I'm sittin on my couch and I'm thinkin how to get To the point where I can't even get a decent soundin chick One more try to holla I'mma mace 'em in their lip I never thought it'd be bad that I got way too many chicks [Hook]