Meridian Leeward

I'm a human being now but I used to be a pig 'Til they shortened up my nose And they made me wear a wig I'm afraid the things on piggy farm Will never be the same Since they picked me for this job And they stuck me with a name It's a name, it's name Who ever heard of a pig with a name like Meridian Leeward - that's my name I fly around the sky in a big jet plane I'm a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing I hang around with people And they don't suspect a thing You look like a person but you know you're a pig I'm not afraid of dying From some mad man's gun or knife When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life I'm not a piggy anymore and I don't share that dread The other day for breakfast I ate half of Uncle Fred I wonder who ate the other half of Fred? I think I'd rather be a cop I think that's what I'd like to be I'd show you people a thing or two If a man in blue starts beating on you Look out cause it might be me You look like a cop but you know you're a pig