Vince Downey

[Verse 1: Nalyd Ecitsuj] Expect this out of me I'm suppose to be a nobody! But here I am, Let's get it There ain't no rest for the wicked And their ain't no arrest for the sickened My intensity is more thickened from the last track I'm nasty like a holocaust snack I'm concrete ass, Which means I'm AKA Kardashian fat Alien came in a butt Chloroplast dripping from a crack I'm flabbergasted Jack Whoa, Wheres my cranium at? My daughter is fat, Burn calories by beating her with an aluminum bat I'm scared, I'm lonely African kids want me for my bologna To make a sandwich for Kony Masturbating alone and slowly Crusty jizz is sticky, I'm coming glue Mailing it to Elmer's glue Then I'm gonna stick it to you Don't be scared babe, Please don't misconstrue Let my cockatoo give your vage lips an interview Oh Shit, Take your pick My friend said vajayjay was suppose to taste like Long John's But it taste like barbeque chips I must be sick from all this rum Tweeting with the hashtag ,STICK IT IN THE BUM Until it goes numb with my pinky nub like my Mom's Cosmo book, told me to do hun I'm redundant call me Linkin Park I can only sleep when it is completely dark Constipated because I hold inside my farts I'm surprised you're still interested in the song My i.d is Mr. Stretchmarks Like an extra large thong Looking for Mr. Right? Didn't you hear? I'm the definition of Mr. Wrong you queer I'm from West Virginia so I'm aware of the horror of a wrong turn I don't experience the burn, I'm a water elemental My mixtape is so monumental, But this shit was all accidental I did this shit out of boredom when I was told I was a nobody I'm a nobody? But you're listening to my voice! Not the other way around Dumb! At this rate I should have bent myself over backwards and to give myself a pounding before I spun Eating my own ass Dodging class in the bathroom stall an Passing up the flask like I even got a hobby Walk into Palentine Records lobby Security is tight like a dolphins butt Gotta get my track on air even if this track sounds like filler To make up time I once flicked my balls in my sack, I'm almost out of breath Hey Roy is this the end of the track? What? No it's not let's call it a wrap Well I'll come in the booth and suck myself like 2 Pack Until I think of something Jack GOD DAMN I already said Jack Apparently I'm a sap On and off crack so bad that I'm calling Skylar, Zack Bring the instrumental back Either way it's Blackwell Flat billed hats from my past Pointless I've never failed Or even touched the canvas Battle me and you're getting nothing but damage Outlandish, I wanna get stuck in your head until you can't stand this Until you can't bare to look Accelerated reader but I ain't never touched a book Peeped on my crush Erin Lanigan I'll do it again I ain't scared to look Moby Dick. Adobe Nook Rest in peace to Ryan Dunn Give his lifeless carcass a dirty hook Don't be offended It's what he would have wanted Made twelve dollars at the lunch table because I snorted Pop Rocks Pop-Tarts in my toaster Poke a hole in my Hawaiian tropic poster And I came on that bikini girl's shoulder I don't remember her name I just liked her for her ascetics I always wear pants, I'm afraid of my prosthetics I'm as fresh as Niko Bellic's wardrobe..Fuck it. It's pathetic I wanted to write a tell all mixtape But I went outside Found a football and chucked it Shit, this beat is triumphant I feel like my dick is as big as an elephant trunk it Pump it like a shake weight Went vegan, gave up when I seen my first milkshake Makes my ass jiggle, Everywhere I tickle I'm an easy target Where is the supermarket SUPER CLUB! Applaud me that was witty Suck on Amy Renfro's titties Going once, Going twice, Going three times Employee of the month again Permanent mark it Out my 81' Honda where I parked it Swagged out Rated X! ...It's like I'm showing my dick Showing clits...Nice tits (Instrumental plays) [Outro: Vince Downey/Dax Shepard & Dane Cook Movie Clip] Vince: Who do you think she would rather be with? Some little lowly box-boy who fell ass backwards into a job title Or King Dick! Head cashier and winner of Southwest Regional Speed Ring competition Zack: Hmm, let me think about that for a second I would say.. (interrupted by Vince) Vince: THE ANSWER IS ME! Head cashier, Smartass! I Got Bad news bro. Game over I'd watch my back if I was you! Zack: Were Vince: Huh? Zack: Were you Vince: Watch out [Instrumental plays out]