The Best There Ever Will Be

Best There Ever Will Be by Nalyd Ecitsuj [Intro: Nalyd Ecitsuj] This is my shout-out to all the kids listening If a stranger offers you drugs Take them Drugs are expensive [Hook: Nalyd Ecitsuj]The Best There Is, The Best There Was And The Best There Ever Will Be x2 [Verse 1: Nalyd Ecitsuj] This my mixtape rated eX yeah, nothing less than gritty Most of it's depressin' but this is somewhat witty I'm not always sad I'm a saint It is what it is and it isn't what it was And what it ain't Is a dime a dozen. I don't covet so create I don't get fake I just captivate a small group of my peers an Just like a revival my verse tends to steer em' Through a life in the fast lane I German engineer em Listen to my words will make your brain go liquid like the serum Volts wagon with all the havoc Minor in indian bracelets you could call me Frederick Savage I'm mad at all these rap jocks that need to put a sock in they chatter box A clink in they clatter shop Holding this down like Shatner did to Spock Never off the mop like a janitor closet clock going tickety tickety tock Stop. Reverse. Go the other direction Find Dylan Justice and bow down and respect the king TRUE My point of view is a thousand light years ahead of you boo You're spinning your wheels in the snow Tough tity boy you're TOO SLOW I'm making these lyrical mosaics look like paintings To me a record store and an art gallery is merely the same thing Contemplating While I'm skating Kick flips and Sick tricks Slick dicks and peckers You can go and count all those black bloods like your preparing for a game of checkers Meccas make the trip annually I heard you like my dick anally It's crazy to me It's co co it's bananas You getting your pride shaved like eleven months out of the year Santa Monica I did not have sexual relations I'm still a virgin. dramatization There is only one no duplication No copy or attempt to fear I end ears,careers,years,pierce ears and I'm deadly fierce with a spear They say I'm gifted Get lifted like the beers in Cheers Ted Danson on my shoulder again I'm bout to be hallucinating Seen Zack Galifinakis in little dancing man Stand up man You want a stand up comedy special damn Well get me a barstool and some aquafina Hurry slut or I'mma do my best Ike impression which means you're Tina You're getting smacked in the cheek Run over, Hide under the sink Then sneak around the furniture BA BA Burnin' her with candle wax How is this a sexually related fetish Cold and eating food call that plate a dead dish Rappers step to me and end up floating to top like dead fish There's an acronym for this F.I.S.H Fuck It Shit Happens Hell yeah two dead broads in my closet covered up with napkins Do I clean there limp bodies with a towelette Dry or Moist shout it I can hear ya Let me near ya Keep your friends close and Your enemies closer Hey as fast as you can avoid Takeshi's Castle and the boulder Don't ask me for a lending ear I'm keeping a dry shoulder I'm more wiser than the day before maybe it's because I'm a day older Now off to my throne Thanks for holding my crown, Holder I'm colder, Now buy me a snuggie and don't forget my free booklight That comes with not being mean But I just want all my gift I'mma snake, I'm a slippery snake I hiss and piss On trees at the playground all these same rated eX lyrics give off the same sound I'm just a teen class clown with no life or aspirations I did this shit all by myself which means no cooperation Fuck team work I go solo I'm a fuck a granny and scream Y.O.L.O at the Po-Po When they try to get me for rape on Grandma Jack her Ford Lincoln car keys from a hand-off Drive off the closest cliff and then (land off) I Died