Soggy Cereal

[Verse 1: Nalyd Ecitsuj] Holy. Calamity Scream. Insanity No disrespect to Christianity but god ain't never been a fan of me Afghanistan boogeyman, 911 fantasy Which means I drop kamikazes relentlessly Eventually, You twats gonna be looking groggy Fuck you for making my cereal soggy I'm sorry for questioning religion I'd rather eat of the head of a pigeon like Ozzy in a press conference Smidgen of bird shit on my eyeball sockets Buzz Aldrin's gonna punch your ass so hard you representing the Toledo Rockets Rockets go to space, Up in the sky Fuck 3G bitch, I'm using wi-fi Smelled many blunts, but I've never been high Think you can do what I do but you shouldn't even try I am too qualified Got a P.H.D in this field so get outta my sight Get out of the ear shot. Jackpot Bombs over Boston. I'm a lyrical pressure cooker and I go tick-tock BOOM! CRASH! POW! Something like a comic book They said work on your flow Dylan Damn, I am an Islamic atomic threat to society like North Korean notoriety Half-ass straightedge because I dig the sobriety D.U.I on the track (D)oomed (U)ntil (I)ndependent I'm a draft message and the insecure little fuck didn't send it I'm a misfit so stay distant I got diarrhea which means I shit SHIT That was obvious like a tweet from a lobbyist That's only job is social media stimulator Hasta La Vista, I am the Terminator Huffing on my little respirator Now drop that fat ass like a sack of potatoeses Giant Clock it's time for the flava flava You asked what? who? Do you want a favor favor? Girls are like 5 gum is awesome at first but bitch you lost your flavor I wouldn't piss on your flame or throw you a giant candy life savor And if you was floating in the ocean What's with all the commotion? Death turns me on so I'm looking for the closest bottle of lotion Wait was that too far? Did that last line give me a demotion? I hate when I'm at Chuck E Cheese and I done used up all my tokens Potion! I'm joking Let me start again before I go and finish Caress my ass and lick my pooch, Feed my fish and pet my pooch LICK MY GOOCH! FUCK (laughter) And if you don't you're a rotten egg So many fake twitter passwords I can unlock with my head I was talking about my penis What? You never tried unlocking your cell phone with your wang? Dang! I'm bout to go out with a bang Throwing boomerangs at Boom Boom Da Don's tits Eating ramen noodles with so many bottles of parmesan cheese sticks I'm forty billion tracks away from being a phenomenon jeez Fewhoursgon. 6 in & 6 to go I once tried a lemon snow-cone. You wanna bite it? It's really cold The cold wind blows and so do those Wanna have a bad bitch sucking me off like a vacuum hose Water hoes, there's a metaphor. Another thirsty whore looking for a war I hate going through my interactions on my twitter bar they say Fuck you Dylan her Grandpa died four fucking years ago Here is a flow for you Oh don't cry. I was just tryna cheer her up You have no tits. C'mon that bra is a push-up Trying to make em' look bigger You can call me the emo wigger But I don't care cause I'm a motherfucking Tigger I'm Winnie The Pooh, Honey. That's retro Angry Danny's favorite word. Dummy And if you don't get the reference then you don't know who the hell I am My name is Justice so I guess I'm related to Uncle Sam Red,White & Blue these colors are hack I'm constantly adjusting my backpack Trying to eat a cinnamon pastry Ryan Buller that's Syringe 3 baby! Fucking waitresses for a biscuit Play mini-golf with Brett Moorefield then split SHIT! If violence is the answer then this is my audition to be a Black Panther Malcom rated eX and the eX marks the spot for my treasure Looking at your awkward face listen to this entire track is my pleasure Liar, Liar Jim Carrey but you can call me. Fletcher Master of disaster in my head Got a retired dream-catcher I couldn't think of a rhyme so I need some shock value Um Cunt,Nigger,Black Cock uh Flickr? The End? Yeah I'm pretty good aren't I? Yeah