One Bitch

[Verse 1] I do it too big for you to belittle me Hip hop's dead, bury it next to chivalry She fuckin' like she's dead, lazy as my delivery Make rhymes in my head, then I write 'em in caligraphy Always keep a hammer like that old white bitch from Misery Stick them Stick Up Kids on me, they're gonna fail miserably My old lady sick of me, I'm chewy as some gizzards be I be havin' lizard dreams, trippin' off that DMT Alice come to wonderland, had her mix that lean with tea Feelin' like Joey Crack, everybody lean with me Your bitch looks like Joe Budden's ex, you know the one from "Freak-A-Leak" Only time I take my dick up out her is to take a leak Have my money in a week or I'ma send my Iron Sheik Lock me up, it's okay I'll climb away with tied up sheets Tide is up, find your freak tied up to a private beach My lawyer is a liar, leech, long arm of the law in reach [Hook] I got one bitch, go ahead and count up (uh-uh) One rollin' up the sour (one), one choppin' up the yowda (two) One bitch, go ahead and count up (uh-uh) One hoppin' out the shower (three), one stop by every hour (that's four) One bitch [Verse 2] I'm like Pops in Friday, all my shit talkin' I make Christopher Watkins look like Chris Robin She ain't got no snaps on petrol then the bitch walkin' Behind her revvin' up the engine, now the bitch joggin' I ain't Lil B at all but my bitch mobbin' Bitch sweepin', dishwashin', got a bitch moppin' High as Mary Poppins, tell her pop it while she yappin' Spoiled rotten, buy the whole display, it's window shoppin' Most these rappers Dennis Rodman, takin' checks and floppin' Alfred Hitchcock high, how the birds be flockin' All the girls be talkin', stole their purses, never stoppin' I got some head from her friend and she still be jockin' I'm a livin' legend, let the legend live I don't give a fuck now if I ever did But I never did so you can suck a severed dick Take it with this eye gouge, bitch lookin' seven kids [Hook]