I'm Ready

I am ready, as ready as anybody can be I am ready, ready as anybody can be I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite I hope some screwball start a fight Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair I know you feel like I ain't nowhere Well, stop what you're doing, baby, come over here I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square Because I'm ready, as ready as anybody can be I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me [Harmonica solo] I been drinking gin like never before I feel so good I want you to know One more drink, I wish you would I takes a whole lotta loving to make me feel good Cause I'm ready, as ready as anybody can be I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me