I'm Not a Man

[Verse 1] Don Juan, picaresque Wife-beater vest Cold hand, ice man Warring caveman Well if this is what it takes to describe I'm not a man [Verse 2] Wheeler, dealer Mover, shaker Cassanova Beefaroni, but lonely Well if this what it takes to describe I'm not a man, I'm not a man I'm something much bigger and better than A man [Verse 3] Wise-ass, smart-ass Workaholic Thick-skinned, two-fisted hombre, ole Well if these are terms you'd use to describe [Chorus] Oh I'm shaking, look at me I'm quaking, true grit, true blue Kill crazy, so very manly of you You are the soldier Who won't get much older You are the slow Joe Who signed up to go [Verse 4] Wolf down, wolf down T-bone steak Wolf down Cancer of the prostate Ways to sit and of course Ways to stand I'm not a man, I'm not a man [Chorus 2] No, big fat locker room, hockey-jock, laughing I'm not a man I'd never kill or eat an animal And I never would destroy this planet I'm on Well what do you think I am? A man?