Lumberjack Song

PALIN I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day MOUNTIES CHOIR He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and works all day PALIN I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea MOUNTIES CHOIR He cuts down trees, eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and works all day PALIN I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars MOUNTIES CHOIR He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars...? (The choir begins to look uncomfortable, but brightens up as they go into the chorus.) He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and works all day PALIN I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I were a girlie Just like my dear papa MOUNTIES CHOIR He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspenders and a bra?!? (The choir mumbles angrily, and the song breaks down.)