My Alien Girlfriend

[Hook: Slug] The girl of my dreams, ain't from round here She don't care about the bullshit down here I wish you'd come back and save me lady Cause these earth women wanna make me crazy I try everyday to escape the world Fantasizing about my alien girl Look into the sky to find my love Because these earth women are too fucked up [Verse One: Slug] She was naked Standing over my bed It must be a dream Try to shake it from your head Six packs deep Not exact, but roughly Half asleep until she reached out and touched me She was ugly, but glorious divine No words needed, she spoke into my mind Didn't make a sound No need to She could read through Every thought (I was see through) Grabbed my hand Led me to truth Traveled from far to the top of my roof She said she was one of two She came to Minneapolis Her twin sister went to Los Angeles The plan was just to come find the Felts And they was thinkin' maybe MURS and myself could help She showed me how she came from a planet Where everybody took all of their passion for granted I tried to understand it But I'm a one track Starin' at her space tits, tryin' to hold me tongue back Didn't matter she could read my mind And you'd have to be blind not to see my crimes She caught on Well she's a quick learner Climbed aboard her mothership as more than an observer She said, "No" to the anal probe ("Drop it!") But she swallowed the specimen to digest and take home [Hook] [Verse Two: MURS] She wore a lavender Velour space suit with gray boots Titanium O'Ryan diamond studded waist too Anti gravity bra Hug the breasts like it's supposed to A future 50,000 volt laser in the holster I approached her (shiiit) I mean I had to There's only two other guns in existance like that And I couldn't fight that Plus she was bad too But somehow you, she just looked the other way I held out my piece if she had a lot to say "Where'd you get it, how'd you get it, who'd you kill in what system?" I lit up a square, help my hand up, dismissed her Went to kiss her but she flipped it Grabbed my waist to try to get it I snatched her wrist, twisted, leaned to her ear and whispered "My boy Ant he theft it The safety genetic Anybody but me touch it and their hand will get shredded Make a move like that you won't live to regret it" She flipped me from my shoulders had the conversation deaded I said "BITCH What are you smokin'?" A big fat dick comin' from the Pleiades Don't make me fill your ass up with 50,000 z's of electricity Bitch, I found my enemies You need to recognize a G She started chastising me Dissed my whole galaxy And the dudes that I roll with Playin' the polar caps, she was one cold bitch The whole bar was watchin' couldn't go for that shit She paid for her drink then she headed for the door Left me no choice I had to fire from the floor En fuego I mean the bitch went day glow And vaporized into a pile of ash in a flash About the size of an egg roll And ayo I know we just met and it could have been love But the bottom line is Never let a bitch disrespect you in the club "Drop it" - Public Enemy Peace