Don't Fuck With Flo

He was big and fat and his name was Jack Tried to kill his old lady with a baseball bat When the cops came around, you know what they found? The bat up his ass and lying on the ground With his balls in his mouth his hands tied to the bed A tiny little note that was nailed to his head Cop reached over just to see what it said Pried off the note and this is what it read, it said Don't fuck with flo, don't fuck with flo Don't fuck with flo, don't fuck with She was big and smelly and her name was Kelly Tried to steal the secret recipe to fat Flo's jelly By the time she was found her skin had turned brown Except for the parts that'd been fed to the hounds And the tiny little pieces in the jar by the bed There were just a couple of items that were stuck to her head The note on the door that was painted in red In big fat letters that clearly said Don't fuck with flo, don't fuck with flo Don't fuck with It was a stone groove, my man