Buster

Buster looked out of his window He pointed up to the sky They say pigs see the wind blow They say do or die Just between you and me my friend He had a rotten twin who's evil knew no end Was the runt from a litter of two Hey now Buster, what you gonna do? Pig can fly Pig can fly Pig can fly Pig can fly He was a swine who wore fancy clothes Referred to his snout as a nose Preferred the company of snakes and bees Drank cognac and ate Gouda cheese Now Buster he was much bigger than that All fresh, fly, dope, and fat Had a dream he could fly like a bird Up so high not an oink could be heard Pig can fly Pig can fly Pig can fly Pig can fly Well the swine changed his name to Link His gears cranked, sputtered, and spewed forth hate Had a plan with a rotten stink: Convince Buster he could aviate