This Devil's Workday

[Chorus] All those people that you know All those people that you know All those people that you know Floatin' in the river are logs [Verse 1] I could buy myself a reason I could sell myself a job I could hang myself on treason All the folks I know are gone [Chorus] [Verse 2] So I ate the wedding cake 'Til the whole damn thing was gone And I'm gonna drown the ocean Now ain't none o' that so wrong? [Chorus] [Verse 3] Gonna take this sack of puppies Gonna set it out to freeze Gonna climb around on all fours 'Til all the blood falls out my knees [Chorus] [Verse 4] Well, let's take this potted plant To the woods and set it free I'm gonna tell the owners Just how nice that was of me I could buy myself a reason I could sell myself a job I could hang myself on treason For I am my own damn God