Jesus Christ Was An Only Child

[Chorus] Well Jesus Christ was an only child He went down to the river And he drank and smiled And his dad was oh-so-mad Should have insured that planet Before it crashed Working real hard to make internet cash Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass I know now what I knew then But I didn't know then what I know now Penny found out as her hair was styled You should hide your kids While the dogs run wild [Bridge] Well Jesus Christ was an only child He went down to the river And he drank and smiled And his dad was oh-so-mad Should have killed that little fucker Before he even had [Chorus] [Outro X3] I know now what I knew then But I didn't know then what I know now