All Night Diner

[Chorus X2] Have I told you Have I told you Have I told you Have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? [Verse 1] I was at an all night diner The sign said, "Triple X" But they were talking about root beer I'm just sitting down Thinking about nothing Looking at the thin air Breathing up the oxygen [Pre-Chorus] Have I told you Have I told you You could really get it on? You could really get it on? [Verse 2] A guy comes up, looking pretty 8-ball Snaggletoothed smile, sits down at my table Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information He said, he said, he said He said, he said, he said He said, he said, he said, he said He said, he said, he said This is what he said "I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement So I can avoid premature ejaculation" I got up, remembering to thank him Better things to do, so I'll start drinking now [Chorus X2] [Verse 3] I'm in Tahoka, now I'm going to hook up With the parties, unfortunately (like always) No one has any ideas, damn [Chorus X4]