Hula Hey

[Chorus] Diamonds are the best friend I ever had in my life Hula hey, hula hey What are we going to do today? Hula hey, hula hey What are we going to do today? [Verse 1] Feeling happy like a pony Make myself a gin and tonic Even though it's sunny weather All I wanna do is wear fur and leather, always I'm drunk already but my hand is almost steady And I suck on my boyfriend's freddy (Grease me up with gravy, baby) Petting heavy is my favourite thing to do When I'm with you And the music in the radio is hot, too [Chorus] Diamonds are the best friend I ever had in my life Hula hey, hula hey What are we going to do today? Hula hey, hula hey What are we going to do today? [Verse 2] I don't know so I call my ladies You wanna chill? 'Yeah, of course we wanna chill' They just stopped using pills so they're ready to chat Ready to get the fat Hula Hey so we get together Sitting in a circle in our fur and leather Talking about men and how much we hate them Holding each other's hands being friends Yeah we know how to have a really good time We're so drunk that it's almost a crime And my favourite record is on I don't hear them girls It's just yawn-yawn-yawn [Outro] Hula hey, hula hey What are we going to do today? Hula hey, hula hey What are we going to do today? I guess nothing Diamonds are the best friend I ever had in my life Diamonds are the best friend I ever had in my life