Texas Pride

[Verse 1] Well they say there's lots of fans For them Texas country bands Playing all them songs about Texas pride Well you can make one little bet I ain't seen my fan club yet But I'm hell bent for getting 'em on my side [Verse 2] I sing The Eyes of Texas, make my Home on the Range And I shout out T for Texas every hour I've been drowned in Whiskey River And I've played down at LaGrange And the Rose of San Antone is my favorite flower [Verse 3] I saw Robert Earl Keen At the dance hall down in Gruene He said the party never ends down Aggy Way Yeah and Dallas has their show with ol' David Allan Coe He never even called me by my name [Chorus] Well I can rope a steer Drink a keg of Lone Star beer I got three pet armadillos and a pick-up truck I got a redneck for a mother And I'm here to tell you brother If you ain't born in Texas then you're out of luck Cause them people down in Texas don't give a dog-gone If you ain't born in Texas then you better go home