Wheelbarrow

Verse 1: Wherever toes are tapping Minor Planet’s rapping Last you knew I was Boo I caught you napping Now my jaws flapping like that Jaws captain We’re gonna need a bigger Folkestone I’m that catchy That’s classic, actually Put me in a Penguin dust jacket like Morrissey I’m the baddest rapper out here, obviously Creeping in your bathroom pissing on the toilet seat In your kitchen cupboard snacking on your cereals In your studio I’m snapping all your pencils Running sellotape right across your doorways Running wild, mate running in the hallway I just called to say...I’m too cool to say So I stay the same and you can keep the change Shit yeah I’m the town mayor “for the wolf on top of the hill: the food is there” And yet I’m ravenous, and yet I’m slavering I could eat a horse between two mattresses I don’t think you lovers know what hunger is Which reminds me of what Knut Hamsun said “the whisper of the blood, the pleading of the bone marrow” Shit, my balls are in a wheel barrow I’m in deep water, I’m so shallow “the whisper of the blood, the pleading of the bone marrow” Shit, I’m hitting on my own shadow I’m in deep water, I’m so shallow Verse 2: I’m the white Eminem... wait I’m the white Justin Tim... mate! I just realised how white I really rate There was that time I ate at the Tate Is this record fake? Whatever, it's just a little clever And players can be clever Look at Iniesta My masterclass passes muster whenever I fluster my competitor They freeze when they see how big my fridge is I lay my head on your chest like Zidane did And the terrible truth I’m tied for the mainest man alive with Shane Carruth A little long in the tooth for this rap game But my songs give the youth a bad name You look hard in the yard but your milkshake “don’t impress me much” (Shania Twain) Close the doors Nobody leaves until you download me to your iPods I’m hot right now, you’re weak sauce So hot right now, you’re weak sauce Verse 3: And now I know you’re in Dan’s pants Like Pierre Bensusan is always in DADGAD That’s the kind of reference we want Lap it up like Sebastien Grosjean [sic] I’ll have to break this down on Rap Genius Like MegaMan’s arm when Magnus Sammuelsson Detected a weakness If your errogenous zone is the brain yo freak this Now we’re understood - I’m, like, the best at everything, dude I’m pretty good Prettayyy prettaaaaaay .... you knew I would! I popped your bubble Some people rather live in shit than let the world see ‘em work a shovel I drag the trash out it’s no trouble I drag the trash out it’s no trouble