Lothario

LOTHARIO I was just minding my business Here comes Scarlett dolled up in fishnets Told me she made those Tom Waits covers So i’d think that she was cool enough to be my lover Handed me a rubber, i said darling Join the queue it starts with Laura Marling Said i ain’t got time, i’m kinda pushed Running up that road for a date with Kate Bush Scarlett baby that’s how the cookie crumbles Rolling in a haystack with Kate Humble Doesn’t leave me that much time for your mollasses Bey and Solange take up a lot of mattress And i know you’re the girl with the pearl And i got your number when i saw Ghost World But whaddaya know, i took a detour Enid thought i was nicer than Seymour Put my semen in her tip jar While she wore the mask from the sex store She had a grande soutien-gorge I had the lumbar support, well waddaya want? I’m, getting on so let me get my breath back [breathing] having a heart attack But if i was laid in the hospital You know i’d get laid in the hospital Those nurses love Minor Planet’s verses Hold on i got Kirsty Wark ringing my phone off the hook With dirty talk, Kirsty read a book Newsnight review is soon in session She says her career comes second Well i had to make her come first Finally i can get back to my own work Rachel from Countdown’s doing my homework Nadia from Pussy Riot’s doing my housework She says Danny it’s a privilege Scarlett honey it’s the world we’re living in I’m tied up with the sex i’m having with Miranda July she thinks I’m multi-talented And i’m travelling back and forth to France To lay down with Lena from Les Revenants Oh la la Don’t hate the playa - hate the game I think i need an admin assistant to keep track I’ll get one called Grace like ‘The Machine’ Lavine’s got Seems to work out pretty good... Just gimme the leads! I’ve got Martha Marcy May and Marlene Rinko Kikuchi, Meryl Streep Cybil Shephard, Clemence Poesy My little black book’s a masterpiece But all work and no play makes Jack rude Shelley Duvall once offered me an axe wound Ho! shit! what can i say A little close to the bone, but they were Her words not mine i’m pure driven snow Vanilla can’t help being poured on a gateaux I’m aristocracy all in ya ghetto I’m langoustines bought from Tescos I’m teaching techno techniques to Bjork And the leggy leggy blondy from tech support Laverne loved me live on air And Raphael’s got me braiding her hair And Laura Palmer saw me and died Christina Ricci’s spanning time Tap dancing with Minor Planet ...we were ballin in a bowlin alley When I got that text from Johannson She says did i mention the mansion That i built you, it’s got a studio I said i’m making a shit load from Connaught Road Thankyou very much And it’s close, to France Where i lay down with Lena from Les Revenants